Iz nekog, nama nepoznatog razloga, vijesti s Floride su apsurdne i urnebesne. U većini slučajeva radi se o muškarcu koji je počinio neko kazneno djelo, a naslova ima pregršt. Potaknuti time, ljudi su u tražilicu počeli upisivati ‘Florida man’ u kombinaciji s datumom svog rođenja. Kao rezultat se dobije naslov koji je izašao na taj ili neki najbliži dan. Izdvojili smo 30 naslova.
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Naslovi su se počeli objavljivati početkom 2013. godine na Twitter profilu @_FloridaMan. Namjera osobe iza ovog profila bila je stvoriti doživljaj da se radi o vijestima o jednoj osobi, i to o izrazito lošem super junaku. Iako je to zabavan način čitanja ovih naslova, ljudi su počeli tražiti naslove koji odgovaraju njihovom datumu rođenja. Stoga smo i mi odabrali svoje naslove, te izdvojili još neke koje vrijedi vidjeti.
1. ‘Florida Man Finds a WWII Grenade, Places It in His Truck, Drives to Taco Bell’
2. ‘FL woman maternity photo with baby gator, shotgun, beer’
3. ‘Florida police used a dead guy’s finger to try and unlock his phone’
4. ‘Tampa man vandalized cars that remind him of college bullies, deputies report’
5. ‘Florida Man Runs From Police, Is Tripped by His Own Sagging Pants’
6. ‘Florida Woman named Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of crystal meth’
7. ‘Florida Man Stabs Tourist Despite Having No Arms’
8. ‘Florida Man Denies Drinking and Driving, Says He Only Swigged Bourbon at Stop Signs’
9. ‘George Zimmerman Threatened to Feed Jay-Z And Beyonce to Alligators’
10. ‘Shirtless Florida Man Kicks Open Doors as He Goes House to House Looking for Someone to Fight’
11. ‘Florida Man claiming people were ”eating his brains” leads police on insane golf course chase’
12. ‘Man kills imaginary friend, turns self in, takes world’s saddest mug shot’
13. ‘Florida Man Arrested for Giving People Wedgies’
14. ‘Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos’
15. ‘Florida Man Denies Syringes Found in Rectum Are His’
16. ‘Florida Man Learns Hard Way He Stole Laxatives, Not Opioids’
17. ‘Florida Man Spent Weeks in Jail for Heroin That Was Actually Detergent’
18. ‘Florida Man Caught on Camera Licking Doorbell’
19. ‘Florida Man Arrested for Allegedly Throwing Cookie at Girlfriend’
20. ‘Florida Man Rescues Grandma Floating Away on Ice Throne’
21. ‘Florida Man Arrested After Fight About Tupac Shakur’
22. ‘Florida man breaks into home, eats bologna and takes a nap, deputies say’
23. ‘Florida man breaks into neighbor’s home to pet their cat’
24. ‘Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand’
25. ‘Florida Man Intentionally Locks Keys In Car So Cops Can’t Search It’
26. ‘Florida Man Steals Christmas Wreath Off Neighbor’s Door, Hangs It on His Own’
27. ‘Florida Man Tries To Pay For Fast Food With Bag Of Weed’
28. ‘Real life Grinch? Cape man tells kids Santa isn’t real’
29. ‘Florida student arrested for threatening to kill professor over 7 am exam’
30. ‘Woman pulls knife on man after he complained she ‘farted loudly”